Top 10 Albums/EP’s That DON’T Suck [MARCH 2020]

conditioner low point

Conditioner – Low Point
(indie-punk) (pop-punk)
St. Johns, Newfoundland 🇨🇦

in a dream


СИЯНИЕ – Во сне / In A Dream
(shoegaze) (dreampop)
St. Petersberg, Russia 🇷🇺

the yaupon holly self titled


The Yaupon Holly – Self Titled
(post-hardcore) (screamo)
Gainesville, Florida 🇺🇸

new pagans glacial erratic


New Pagans – Glacial Erratic
(indie-rock) (dream-pop)
Belfast, UK 🇬🇧

inny the strigil


Inny – The Strigil
(indie-punk) (grunge)
Portland, Oregon 🇺🇸

thick 5 years behind


THICK – 5 Years Behind
(garage-punk) (indie-rock)
Brooklyn, NY🇺🇸

document a camera wanders all night


Document – A Camera Wanders All Night
(post-punk) (darkwave)
Manchester, UK 🇬🇧

birches II


Birches – II
(indie-punk) (pop-punk)
Chicago, Illinois 🇺🇸

las ratapunks fracaso ano de la rata


Las Ratapunks – Fracaso Año De La Rata
(punk) (punk-rock)
Cajamarca, Peru 🇵🇪

Dirty Limbs - 2


Dirty Limbs – Demolition 2
(garage-punk) (powerpop)
Fresno, California 🇺🇸

It’s the Monthly Top Ten Lockdown Edition! My how things can change over the course of one month. I will say this though: the number of new releases each week has nearly doubled! I mean cuz what else are you gonna do right, other than record an album in your closet? There’s been a lot of that in the past few weeks. Most of it, in a word, bad! Some of it, in another word, ungood. Keep up the ungood work people. It’s taking me twice as long to sift through your nonsense, but in the end, here we are with another amazing 10 releases to yank your socks off.

Hmm let’s see, what else do I have to report? Uhh well my houseplants are getting a little more water these days. My TV is working fine. The view outside my window is still there. Umm my hair is growing, my books are getting read. That’s about it I guess. How bout you? Oh, the same? Cool! We suck! This whole place sucks! Oh well.

I guess since you’ve got so much time on your hands you can finally get caught up on all the rad bands on The Doesn’t Suck. If you really start digging you could get stuck in here for a month at least. You’ll look up from your computer and you wont recognize your wife. (If you understand that reference you are reading the right blog).

Another way to pass the time is to join The Doesn’t Suck Facebook Group, where myself and a bunch of like-minded weirdos are always talking about music and what’s in our fridges and stuff. We’re bored ok! There are a lot of fun conversations happening via my twitter account too so follow me there if you please @SteveDoesnt

One more thing: If you have a cool story to tell about that moment when a band or an album changed your life, please send it to me at doesntsuck604@gmail.com and I’ll post it in the TRAJECTORIES section. Btw please read the TRAJECTORIES I’ve already posted so you have an idea of what I’m talking about, and I’m sorry, but if you send me an email about how some shitty-ass classic rock band, like Led Zepplin or something, changed your life, I’m going to have to reply with a very polite rejection email.

Alright well stay safe friends. Wash your hands. Bye.

Doesn’t English (#018) – Hostil

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Shout out to Ysabel, the quiet Peruvian lady I work with and whom I torment with aggressive punk rock on a daily basis. Oddly enough, even after I mentioned to her that this band is from her homeland, she still didn’t find it very appealing. Did you guys know there are Japanese people in Peru? Ysabel is Japanese and Peruvian and she speaks both languages. She’s been teaching me Spanish, but you don’t need to know any Spanish at all to enjoy this here album. You don’t need to understand lyrics in order to appreciate the delivery. Sometimes it’s probably better if you don’t understand them. *Ever hear a really incredible English-speaking band and slowly realize the lyrics are contrived as all hell and you can’t bare to listen to it even though it rocks? Well you won’t have that problem if you can’t understand the lyrics will you? I know there’s just way too much music out there to keep up with nowadays, but you HAVE TO make your ears available to non-English bands. There are just too many good ones to pass up. Hostil, for example. I wish Ysabel would take me to Lima and go to one of their shows with me. She’s the perfect size for crowd surfing.

*If you’ve never had this problem, you suck at listening to music. 

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