Hey, what’s up you goddamn music vampie? Thirsty for a huge bleeding sack of new bands? Here, suck on this for a while you crazed psychopath. When you’re done here, get some sleep. Seriously, you look terrible.
Still stuck at home, scratching at the walls, bored out of your skull? Cool! Me too! I’m at the point now where I’m sick of finding things to do. I just want to stare at a wall or something. I don’t even want to listen to music right now, but if you do.. here.. waste a day digging through these comps I found! A few hundred bands at least. Most of which you will probably like, depending on your taste.
💀Jesus Christ Supermarket – Greenday Tribute (pop-punk) (power-pop)
💀Bailey Vol.1 – Marly Records (bedroom) (dream-pop) (shoegaze)
💀Jessie Vol.2 – Marly Records (punk) (bedroom) (lo-fi) (shoegaze)
💀Reconstruction – Stonehenge Records (punk) (hardcore) (france)
💀Mixtape – FDH Records & Suicide Bong Records (punk) (garage) (synthpunk)
💀Ones & Twos – Zegema Beach Records(screamo) (emo) (emo-violence)
💀MMXX – Bus Stop Press (punk) (crust) (folk-punk) (hardcore)
💀Aquabear Legion 8 – Aqua Bear Legion (punk rock) (inde-rock)
💀Pilipinas HC Vol.2 – Still Ill Records (punk) (hardcore) (philippines)
💀Hidden Gems – PPRW Records (pop-punk) (ska-punk) (skate-punk)
💀City Rockdown – Kolibri Rekords (indie-rock) (dream-pop) (indonesia)
💀GR Sample – Girlsville Records (punk-rock) (riot grrrl)
💀Ghost Town Initiative – Ghost Town Initiative (punk) (hardcore) (metal)
💀Killed By Slow Death 1 – Slow Death Records (punk) (crust) (d-beat)
💀Storrady 2 – Tego Slucham (punk) (post-punk) (garage-rock)
💀These Kids Are Sick – I Buy Records (ramonescore) (vapids-tribute)
💀Social Distancing – Yellants (punk rock) (anthem-punk)
💀Quarantine Comp 2 – Horror Punks USA (punk rock) (horror-punk)
💀Never Alone – DCHC519 (antifa) (hardcore) (oi) (punk)
💀OsterSampler – Pestspiele Booking (punk) (hardcore)
💀Exploitational Sampler – Creep Records (punk) (emo) (hardcore)
💀Killed By Boredom – One Chord Wonder (punk rock) (garage-punk)
💀State Champler – State Champion Records (indie-rock) (noise-rock) (punk)
💀Pogo Discos Vol.1 – Pogo Discos (punk rock) (garage) (argentina)
💀Fragementos – Antonia Amor Y Ruido (punk) (emo) (screamo) (colombia)
Let’s say you’ve broken your leg and you’re stuck on the couch and you’re bored with the rest of the internet and you’ve already read this entire blog.. Well I’ve got something that will help you kill some more time. Here’s a big pile of compilation albums you can go through. Literally hundreds of bands to discover. I tried to specify the genres for you as well. Dig in, and keep that leg elevated.
💀Solid Ground Volume Six – Whisk And Key Records (folk-punk) (pop-punk) (orgcore)
💀2019 Fall Sampler – The Ridge (punk) (pop-punk)
💀Sampler Number 2 – Audioconfusion (indie) (indie-rock) (folk)
💀Punx For Peace – No Spirit (punk) (hardcore) (garage-punk)
💀Grave Neighbors V.3 – Middle Man Records (emo) (post-hardcore) (screamo)
💀Content Farm Vol.6 – Cowboy 2.0 (indie) (shoegaze)
💀Fuerza Ultrapoderosa – Andalucía Über Alles (punk) (hardcore) (spanish-punk)
💀25th Anniversary Comp – Stonehenge Records (anarcho) (punk) (hardcore)
💀MSG Vol.2 – MKULTRA SUPPORT GROUP (punk) (indie-punk) (emo)
💀N.C. LGBTQIA+ Musicians – Walk-in Closet Records (punk) (folk) (indie-rock)
💀... .- — .--. .-.. . .-. – Mourning Records (indie-rock) (emo) (screamo)
💀Party 4 Peace – Crazy & The Brains (punk rock) (garage-punk)
💀Punk Rock Val 19 – Slovenski Punk Rock Portal (punk) (hardcore) (skapunk) (slovenia)
💀Malt Transit & Mass Liquor – Brassneck Records (punk) (pop-punk)
💀Winter 2020 Sampler – Rum Bar Records (powerpop) (garage-punk) (bubblegum)
💀Bands Of 2019 – Horn & Hoof Records (punk) (folk-punk) (ska-punk)
💀Year Of The Pig 2019 Sampler – Dead Broke Rekerds (punk) (indie-punk)
💀Know Your Scene Vol. 5 – Eye Design Records (punk) (indie) (psych) (shoegaze)
💀Soli Sampler – RilRec Punkrock Family (punk) (hardcore) (german punk)
💀2020 Ssampler – ZAP Records (punk) (hardcore) (anarcho) (street-punk)
💀Fetal Records 5 – Fetal Records (punk) (post-punk) (80’s punk)
I don’t know about you, but I like my numbers little and snappy. Big numbers just confuse and frustrate me. Don’t even show me a number if it isn’t snappy. That would be a total waste of my time, and obviously time is at a premium. That’s why the longest song on this compilation is… oh wait… Five minutes? Jeezis! I guess nevermind everything I just said. Look pal, if I were you, first of all I’d send five hundred American dollars to Steve Doesnt. THEN, immediately after that, I would sign up for bandcamp and follow every band on this comp. If you’re already on bandcamp, I beg your pardon, but the important thing is that you give me money, and I’ll thank you in advance for being snappy about it. If you work at Snappy Little Numbers, thank you for these cool tunes, and thank you in advance for the $500 you’ll be sending me for Christmas this year. In conclusion, I’m poor.
My personal feelings about children are generally negative. I mean I do not like them very much, but the thought of them being mistreated infuriates me to no end. If you feel the same way you should contribute to one of the organizations helping the kids at the border. Better yet, you can purchase this wicked comp from Open Door Records, and the proceeds will be donated to the cause. I mean you help kids and you get a bunch of cool tunes. Sounds like a solid plan to me. It’s unfortunate that such a comp even has to exist but let’s not get me started on a political tirade right now. Just go get this thing. It’s full of squeaky-clean pop punk, emo, some screaming, a bit of funk(?), and some other stuff. Whatever, it’s mostly/partially good. The Smilies are on here but their best song is not. Are you sold yet? I know I’m making this sound incredible.
Obviously I was drawn to this because it features a remaster of an old Fifteen song (the original sounds better). You’ll also find songs from RVIVR and Samiam. How could this not be a wicked-awesome comp? They’re doing good werk over there and Dead Broke Rekerds, and by ‘over there’ I mean, that way. I’m pointing East right now. This is a sampler ok. What that means is, it’s free. You can just take it! All of it. Hurry up before they change their mind. Hehe suckers.
Back in the 90’s, before everyone and their dog had a skateboard, punk rock and skateboarding were pretty much synonymous with each other. Most skaters were punks and most punks attempted to be skaters. That’s how it was where I grew up anyway. Out in Flint Michigan (home of poisonous water) the skaters were punks too. It’s all chronicled here on this stupendous comp of live recordings in the late 90’s from a Flint skate shop called Empire Of One. The Get Up Kids, Hot Water Music, even Jimmy Eat World all got their start there. Ok they didn’t get their start there but they played there and it was amazing (probably).